Happy Thanksgiving!

The Ka-Blam staff will be taking a couple of well-deserved, long-overdue days off this week to spend some time with family and loved ones — and to gorge on the flesh of genetically-engineered freak-birds that bear almost no resemblance to the actual turkeys from which they descended. Oh, and yams. Lots of yams.

So please bear with us if your order doesn’t progress for a couple of days or if we don’t get back to your pending message right away. We’ll be back in the offices first thing Monday morning. Happy Thanksgiving! Try not to eat too much. We won’t try, but someone should …